I hate This. Story Part 1. Beserkers!

Rex : Crap.... Why does this stuff always happen to me?
*Rex runs for seven miles with out stopping*
Rex : *Heavy Breathing* I.... Think... I... Lost.... Them....
*five shadow figures fall from the sky*
Rex : YOU GATTA BE KIDDING ME!
*A white figure falls from the sky*
Rex : What do you ninjas want from me?!
Leader : ....
*Leader pulls out a gun*
Rex : WHAT THE HECK. U NINJAS NORMALLY HAVE KANTANAS OR WHATEVER THERE CALLED WHY ARE YOU USING A *Beep*IN GUN!!!!!
*Leader fires the gun at Rex*
*Rex dodges all the bullets*
Rex : DO U KNOW WHO I AM IM REX!!!!
Leader : oh. Your not Green? Im so sorry.
Rex : Thank you!
Leader : But these guys were looking for you
*six Beserkers burst though some walls*
Rex : .... *beep* Why did i open my mouth
*The ninjas disappear*
Beserker 1 : Well well Rex. Time for u to get a beatin from us!
Rex : Why does this always happen..... anyways... HERE I COME!!
*after five hours of fighting*
Rex : Oww...... My back hurts.... im happy thats over though.
*Another 20 Beserkers burst through the wall*
Rex : WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beserker Leader : Rex if u beat us u know you will have to fight the Super Beserkers and then the Ultra Gunblade Beserkers anf Finally the God Gunblade Magical power Beserkers.
Rex: .... I think i have a good chance. anyways Im tired lets get this over with.
*Rex runs towards the beserkers*