I hate this. Final Story. Stuck in between a demon and a angel?

*Rex is chillin at the park sitting on the ground getting ready to drink a wild cherry pepsi*
Rex : Sweet No more Beserkers. Earth has been defeted. Nothing else to do besides to drink to this AWESOME day.
*As Rex opens the can a demon and angel appears and make Rex drop his freshly opened drink*
Rex : .... *beep* The was the last one for the month..... Im pissed off now!
*Rex run towards the demon and angel ready to battle*
Rex : GET READY TO!!!!!! Pay for a new Wild Cherry Pepsi.
Angel : Why should I? I didnt make you drop it.
Demon : Same. It was your fault.
Rex : If u guys dont buy me another drink ima have to hurt you. I dont care if ur an Angel.....
Angel : Demon lets hold off on our battle to fight this guy.
Demon : K
Rex : wait....... your an angel right so how come u wanna fight?
Angel : ..... I dont know ..... It just feels right u know?
Rex : ....but me a new drink or else.
Demon : Or else what?
Rex : ..... Ill call your parents...
*Rex pulls out a gun*
Demon & Angel : You think you can pull a fast one on us!
Rex : *Beep* Me and my mouth
*gun shots go off*
*a year later*
Rex : Ahhh. Feels good to drink a Wild Cherry Pepsi. wouldnt you two agree?
Angel : Yea feels good.
Demon : Wish we could do this everyday.
Rex : .... Why not!
all three : TO WILD CHERRY PEPSI!
*Rex falls asleep*
Rex : Where am I?
Malik : ....
BlueDude : Uhhh
Rex : ... Not you two again! Y CANT I EVER HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!

*I love Wild Cherry Pepsi! I get my story ideas from it so lol thats what this story is about*