Corrupt a wish.

Guest

Come on.
We all know how to play this.

But if you don't:

The aim is for someone to make a wish, the next person grants it, with a twist, and make a wish of their own.

E.G.

Poster wrote:: I wish for a Pikachu

Poster 2 wrote:: Granted, but it hates you and wants to kill you

Etc.

________________

I wish for a golden temple.

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

the golden temple collapses

i wish for 3 more wishes.

Admin Posts : 751 Age : 34

granted but your wishes kill you

i wish my baby would stop kicking me so hard Razz

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

Granted but your baby stoped kicking because its legs got choped off.

I wish I had a sock.

Guest

Granted, but it turns into a snake and strangles you

I wish for world peace

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

Granted but world peace made everyone act like hippies and society collapsed.

I wish for a non-poisoned, not able to transform, non-magic, not able to hurt me waffle.

Guest

Granted, but you become allergic to waffles

I wish for a genie

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

The genie kills you.

I wish I could never get hurt or die!

Guest

Granted, everything else dies and you're left floating in emptiness for eternity

I wish I had no wishes

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

You have no wishes so you get depressed and die.

I wish I could choose when I die or get hurt.

Guest

Granted, I choose for you and you die

I wish I had magical powers

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

you explode because your body and mind could not comprehend the supernatural powers.

I wish I had another granola bar.

Guest

Granted, but the outside layer is made of arsenic.

I wish for a truck

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

Granted but the truck comes alive and runs you over.

I wish for food.

Guest

Jackman wrote:: Granted but the truck comes alive and runs you over.

I wish for food.

Granted, it's poisonous.

I wish more people would use this forum.

Admin Posts : 212 Age : 34

Granted but then your internet stops woring for good

I wish for limitless £20 notes

Guest

Aurath wrote:: Granted but then your internet stops woring for good

I wish for limitless £20 notes

Granted, but the Royal Mint bans them.

I wish for an internet

Admin Posts : 212 Age : 34

granted but it can only connect to xxx man porn websites

I wish for a bar of gold

Guest

[

Granted, it's a chocolate bar sprayed gold

I wish for a 6th Gen release. NOW.

Elite Posts : 536 Age : 27

granted but it will destory your DS system

I wish a T rex would eat me

Guest

Granted, but it spits you out

I wish I could die

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

granted but you forgot your immortal

I wish for a spoon.

Guest

Granted, but it's invisible

I wish for a pie

Expert Posts : 231 Age : 24

Granted but I eat it.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

Elite Posts : 507

Granted but it turns to sand as soon as you pick it up.

I wish I had the focus to do my homework study