Corrupt a wish.

granted but you turn human while going through a wall and get stuck there forever XD

i wish my mew teleaported back right before the train hit it

Granted but it also teleported the train with it.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a wall forever

Granted but now your stuck on the floor forever

I wish I could walk on air

Granted but you keep going up and can't get down

I wish for a polar bear

Granted but it mauls you and runs away

I wish I could go on an adventure.

You go on a long and dangerous quest. You must deliver a magical chest to a king. The king is angered easily so you MUST make sure to get there on time or else he will torture you and then kill you. You travel for 18 days with no sleep and no breaks. You barely get there with only one day left to spare. With the last of your strength you walk up to the king to deliver the magical chest only to realize you left it at home.

I wish you hadn't left the magical chest at home.

Granted but I get robbed along the way

I wish the thief got trampled by horses.

Granted but you get trampled by camels

I wish one of the camels were green

Green Charizard wrote:

Granted it teleports in front of a moving train

I wish I was a ghost

Granted but suddenly ghost busters

I wish for an wish that is not corruptible

Seriousness wrote:

Green Charizard wrote:

Granted it teleports in front of a moving train

I wish I was a ghost

Granted but suddenly ghost busters

I wish for an wish that is not corruptible

Granted. But it corrupts later.

I wish I was an expert swordswoman.

Granted, but your only good when no ones looking.

I wish i was a werebear

Aurath wrote:

Granted, but your only good when no ones looking.

I wish i was a werebear

Granted, but you get run over by my mom's car. (Inside joke. Mom accidentally ran over a bear with her car that was making weird noises. After that, the care made absolutely no noise.)


I wish I could name our new puppy.

Granted but the new puppy gets to rename you. Your new name is wolf.

I wish for an ice-cream cone

Granted, but theres no ice cream in your cone.

I wish I was a werewolf.....

Granted, but your now in twilight

I wish my room mate would stop farting in his sleep.

granted but he now wets the bed XD sry lol

i wish i had a huge cheese pizza

Granted but that huge cheese pizza consumed you

I wish for a vacation

granted but your stuck in dun dun dun...the vacation from hell XD

i wish for a new pair of snow boots for the awesome snow we just got

Granted but they are too small

I wish to rule the world

granted but the whole world revolts against you and kills you

i wish for a wish XD

Granted, but your wish will the the exact oposite of what you wish for.

I wish my phone was waterproof.

Aurath wrote:

Granted, but your wish will the the exact oposite of what you wish for.

I wish my phone was waterproof.

Granted, but you drop it in a fire.

I wish Comet would stop barking(the puppy's temporary name)

granted but now hes using the house as his bathroom XD

i wish for the holiday season to be over already

Granted but you fall into a coma and don't wake up until the start of next Christmas season.

I wish I won the lottery

granted but right before you cash it in someone beats you half to death and steals it

i wish to wake up from my coma in feb