Lolen Adventure : Chapter 2: If the Boat Ride is this crazy, what is Lolen like?

Me: Wow! Look at that Stoerm!
Stoerm: Cyndaquil!!
Me: Stoerm. This is our first journey together...And it starts here...and today!
Stoerm: Qui!
Me: Look at those altaria. They are like big fluffy cotton candy. :3
Stoerm: *licks chops*
Me: *looks down at egg* I wonder what is going to hatch from it...It came from the professor of the Unova region...It could be a reshiram...or zekrom...or even a victini! Hmmm *can't hold in energy* I can't wait!
Stoerm: Cynda!!

----Somewhere else on boat--------

???: The fiery destroyer, Jessie!
???: And with thunderous emotion, I am James!
???: Wisest of the wise, Meowth!
Jessie,James, and Meowth: Now gather, under the name of Team Rocket!

Ash: ...Um...I need to-

Jessie: You aren't going anywhere twerp!

Ash: ...I gotta do something...Erm...Pikachu thunderbolt!

Pikachu: PiiiikaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*explosions*

*more random explosions*


Ash: Come on pikachu. We gotta find Brock!

Pikachu: Pika!

-------------back to Victory-------------

Mom: Well...we have 2 more days on this boat and I must say, it sounded better in the brochure. I've been seasick the last 3 days.

Me: Have you ever been on a boat before?

Mom: Only once...When I met your father...it was anchored and well...even then I kinda was sick...

Me: What happened?

Mom: I threw up on him...

Me: ...(Sounds romantic */sarcasm*)

*Loud noise outside cabin*

Me: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Stoerm: *falls on floor*

Me: *picks up Stoerm* S-sorry Stoerm! Are you alright?!

Stoerm: *thumbs up*

Me: Alright. Mom. We'll figure out what that was...You stay by the trash can. *runs outside*

Jessie: Ow...how many times has that happened again?

James: Many more than I can count.

Meowth: Well you can't count dat high anyways.

Me: ...

Jessie: Huh? Who are you?

Me: ...Who are you?

Jessie: What a twerpish question indeed.

James: We'll answer these questions when we feel the need!

Jessie: Bringing the blinding white light of evil into the future!

Me: Please. No motto or whatever. Just who are you?

Jessie: NEVER INTERRUPT THE MOTTO

Me: Jeez...Didn't think you'd be so KRABBY about it! Ahahaha! Get it? Krabby? Hehe

Jessie: ....

Me: Anyways...continue...

James: ...(She made me not want to finish the motto)

Meowth: ...(I don't think I wanna waste my time 'ere any more.)

Jessie: Well erm...I'll just cut down to the chase...I am the fiery destroyer, Jessie!

Me: More like fiery annoyer.

James: And with thunderous emotion, I am James!

Me: More like deserving a demotion.

Meowth: Wisest of the wise, Meowth!

Me: Maybe you need to work on speaking a little clearer.

All: Now gather, under the name of Team Rocket!

Me: Shut your stupid socket.

Jessie: Now hand over that egg and cyndaquil and we'll let you go.

Me: Should I be scared?

James: Yes you should.

Me: Explain to me why I am not.

Meowth: ...

Jessie: ...

James: ...

Me: Exactly. Stoerm...Use flamethrower.

Stoerm: CynnnnndaaaaQUIIIILLL! *uses flamethrower*

*explosion*

*2 more random explosions*

Jessie: We didn't come close to catching them...

James: 2 times today...this never happened.

Meowth: Agreed

All: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!

Me: Well that was fun...Isn't Team Rocket that evil organization that is trying to take over the world. Not nearly as scary as one might think, eh?

Stoerm: Cynda!

Me:Anyways. Lets go check on Mom and get some dinner, kay?

Stoerm: Cynda!

Lol team rocket never learns xD, great story

Lol. Ikr